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Mark Gordon
#14
Serum Survivor
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Mad Science @ Art Dye

Sep 26 - Nov 28, 2025

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#14 Serum Survivor
Mark Gordon

Mark Gordon

PDGA Rating 857
Division MA3
Events Played 7
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Serum Survivor

Origin Story

Dr. Elena Vasquez was conducting late-night research when the first containment breach occurred, forcing her to use her biochemistry expertise to create makeshift antidotes and protective compounds. She survived the initial specimen releases by barricading herself in the chemical storage facility, emerging days later with burns from toxic exposure but armed with crucial knowledge about neutralizing the spreading contamination. Now she moves through the transformed course, helping others avoid the worst hazards while searching for an escape route before the facility's final collapse.

Properties

Serum Survivor appears in a torn and modified lab coat reinforced with chemical-resistant patches, her clothing stained with luminescent spills that glow faintly in the toxic atmosphere. She carries a bandolier of improvised antidotes and neutralizing compounds in repurposed test tubes, each mixture glowing with different colored chemicals that counteract specific contamination types. Her left hand shows visible chemical burns that have healed into distinctive spiral patterns, while her right eye has developed a slight phosphorescent glow from prolonged exposure to experimental compounds. Despite her injuries, she moves with determined precision and maintains a calm demeanor that inspires confidence in other survivors.

Role

She serves as the course's primary source of survival knowledge, appearing at critical moments to warn players about new contamination zones and provide guidance on navigating the facility's collapsing infrastructure. Her presence represents hope that escape is possible, and her scientific expertise offers practical solutions to the horror unfolding around Art Dye's transformed fairways.

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Origin Story