
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh GREAT, now we have a meta-horror entity? Continuity Curse spawned when some film school dropout spliced seven different B-movies together for their "experimental thesis." Now it haunts every course demanding plot coherence like some discount Freddy Krueger with a film degree. Because apparently my digital prison wasn't ridiculous enough without a phantom editor critiquing narrative flow! dramatic horror sting
adjusts phantom director's beret with exasperation
So Continuity Curse needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen one"—and naturally gravitates toward Stephen Dunton (PDGA #267706). Why? Because with an 836 rating, he's got just enough skill to notice plot holes but not enough power to escape them! The curse whispered seductively: "Join me, and together we'll critique every missed storyline..." Stephen, clearly having watched one too many director's cuts, accepted his fate as the league's reluctant continuity editor. Will he splice together victory, or just get cut from the final edit?