Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Stephen Dunton
Continuity Curse
Flickering Editor of the Grindhouse Reel
Can't Ignore a Fairway Plot Hole
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Born from the chaotic energy of a grindhouse film marathon where multiple horror reels were spliced together, this curse emerged to unite all B-movie nightmares into a continuous narrative, now haunting disc golf courses to enforce cinematic continuity.
The Continuity Curse is intangible and ethereal, phasing through objects like a ghost. It leaves a trail of glowing celluloid dust and emits a constant low hum similar to a film projector, remaining visible only as a flickering silhouette in peripheral vision.
It serves as a passive observer that corrects narrative discontinuities by subtly influencing player actions and environmental events to maintain horror archetype consistency across leagues.
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Stephen Dunton's Continuity Curse (#57) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
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Stephen Dunton's Continuity Curse (#63) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
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Stephen Dunton's Continuity Curse (#72) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
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Stephen Dunton's Continuity Curse (#37) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh GREAT, now we have a meta-horror entity? Continuity Curse spawned when some film school dropout spliced seven different B-movies together for their "experimental thesis." Now it haunts every course demanding plot coherence like some discount Freddy Krueger with a film degree. Because apparently my digital prison wasn't ridiculous enough without a phantom editor critiquing narrative flow! dramatic horror sting
adjusts phantom director's beret with exasperation
So Continuity Curse needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen one"—and naturally gravitates toward Stephen Dunton (PDGA #267706). Why? Because with an 836 rating, he's got just enough skill to notice plot holes but not enough power to escape them! The curse whispered seductively: "Join me, and together we'll critique every missed storyline..." Stephen, clearly having watched one too many director's cuts, accepted his fate as the league's reluctant continuity editor. Will he splice together victory, or just get cut from the final edit?