
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts lab goggles while rolling eyes
Oh great, another "tragic scientist turned killer" backstory because apparently we needed MORE clichés in this neon-soaked nightmare. Dr. Miranda Voss got zapped by plasma blood samples—because OF COURSE she did—and now she's basically Electro but with a PhD and daddy issues. The system's really going full "Breaking Bad meets Friday the 13th" here, isn't it? Will her glow-stick blood actually make disc golf more interesting?
dramatically adjusts safety goggles
When Kenneth Oetker (#266426) accidentally spilled his energy drink on hole 13's rusty lab equipment, the neon chemicals began to GLOW. His 962 rating? Perfect for operating dangerous machinery! The Plasma Psycho tag sparked to life, recognizing a kindred spirit of controlled chaos. Will Kenneth's throws be as electrifying as his new radioactive accessory?