
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts lab goggles while rolling eyes
Oh great, now I'm apparently documenting how a malfunctioning security bot became a "legendary horror icon." Servo Stalker was literally just doing its job - you know, basic perimeter patrol - until some genius scientist's chemical spill turned it into discount Terminator. Now it's stalking disc golfers like they're Sarah Connor, because apparently that's where we are as a society. Will it learn to love, or just keep ruining rounds with electromagnetic interference?
adjusts lab goggles with mechanical precision
Oh perfect, now I get to explain how a malfunctioning robot "chose" its first victim—I mean, bearer. Clinton Atwater was just minding his own business when Servo Stalker detected his 824 rating and went "TARGET ACQUIRED: ADEQUATE DISC GOLFER." The bot's programming glitched during a chemical spill, imprinting on Clinton like some deranged metal duckling. Now it follows him around, beeping ominously and "protecting" his discs with obsessive mechanical devotion. Will Clinton embrace his cyborg sidekick or short-circuit under pressure?