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Brandon Voyles
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Extraterrestrial Experiment
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Mad Science @ Art Dye

Sep 26 - Nov 28, 2025

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#10 Extraterrestrial Experiment
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Brandon Voyles

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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Extraterrestrial Experiment

Origin Story

Originally recovered from a crashed satellite containing unknown organic matter, scientists at the Art Dye laboratory attempted to hybridize the extraterrestrial specimen with Earth-based DNA. The experiment went catastrophically wrong when the entity developed resistance to containment protocols, absorbing mutagenic chemicals and breaking free during the initial facility breaches. Now, it roams the course as a living testament to humanity's reckless pursuit of knowledge beyond the stars.

Properties

The Extraterrestrial Experiment possesses a chitinous exoskeleton that glows with neon green bio-luminescence, reflecting its absorption of toxic chemicals. It can phase through electrical fields left by failing laboratory equipment, using surges to disorient prey. Its cellular structure mutates rapidly when exposed to different contaminants, allowing it to adapt to hazards on the fairways. The entity emits a low-frequency hum that interferes with digital devices, causing glitches in player equipment.

Role

This entity serves as an opportunistic predator that hunts players by exploiting power failures and chemical spills, often ambushing them near damaged laboratory stations. It accelerates the spread of contamination by carrying mutagenic compounds on its body, forcing players to navigate increasingly hazardous zones.

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