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Adam Gibbons
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Grindhouse Gateway
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Grindhouse

Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025

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#38 Grindhouse Gateway
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Adam Gibbons

PDGA Rating 892
Division MA2
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Grindhouse Gateway

Origin Story

Born from the collective screams of drive-in theater audiences during the golden age of exploitation cinema, the Grindhouse Gateway emerged as a supernatural threshold that seeks new venues to corrupt with authentic horror. It materialized when the boundary between film and reality grew thin, forever wandering in search of fresh locations to transform into proper B-movie sets.

Properties

The Gateway constantly shifts between different vintage horror film aesthetics, emanating the mechanical whir and clicking of old film projectors while surrounded by swirling strips of celluloid that glow with drive-in theater neon. Its form phases between classic horror poster styles, adapting to match whatever subgenre it's currently manifesting. The air around it carries the scent of popcorn mixed with fog machine fluid, and distant screams echo from within its swirling depths.

Role

The Gateway transforms ordinary disc golf courses into authentic B-movie horror sets while maintaining continuity across the entire Horror Hall of Fame series. It ensures that each venue receives the proper atmospheric corruption needed for players to fully embody their chosen horror archetypes.

Tag Details

Series Grindhouse
Pool Main

Tag History

Origin Story
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