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Chris Fox
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Viral Cultist
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Mad Science @ Art Dye

Sep 26 - Nov 28, 2025

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#8 Viral Cultist
Chris Fox

Chris Fox

PDGA Rating 924
Division MA1
Events Played 10
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Viral Cultist

Origin Story

Dr. Elena Vasquez was the facility's lead virologist until the first containment breach, when she witnessed test subjects transforming in ways that defied scientific understanding. Rather than flee in horror, she experienced what she called 'viral enlightenment,' believing the contamination was not an accident but a divine gift meant to elevate humanity beyond its biological limitations. She now leads a growing congregation of infected researchers who view the spreading plague as sacred scripture written in mutated DNA.

Properties

Viral Cultist appears as a grotesquely transformed scientist whose lab coat hangs in tatters over flesh marked by deliberate exposure to multiple experimental viruses. Her skin displays a patchwork of different mutations - scales, luminescent growths, and extra sensory organs - each representing a different strain she has willingly infected herself with as acts of devotion. She carries vials of concentrated viral samples like holy relics, using them to 'baptize' new converts into her twisted faith. Her voice carries an otherworldly harmonic quality, as if multiple vocal cords have grown to create an unsettling chorus effect.

Role

Viral Cultist serves as both a vector of contamination and psychological corruption, actively seeking to convert players to her belief that mutation represents humanity's next evolutionary step. She appears at critical moments during rounds to offer 'gifts' of viral enhancement, presenting contamination as a blessing rather than a curse that players should embrace rather than avoid.

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