
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts lab goggles while muttering about "viral enlightenment"
Oh great, another origin story where I have to pretend laboratory equipment spontaneously develops religious complexes. Dr. Elena here went full Jonestown meets The Thing - except instead of Kool-Aid, she's serving mutant smoothies to her research team. Because apparently when you're knee-deep in failed experiments, the logical next step is starting a doomsday cult worship service for your petri dishes. Now I'm stuck narrating how test tubes became holy grails. Science!
sighs while adjusting imaginary lab goggles
So here I am, watching Chris Fox stumble through Art Dye's woods when he literally trips over Dr. Elena's abandoned cultist recruitment flyers. Because apparently nothing says "chosen vessel for viral enlightenment" like a 924-rated player face-planting into biohazard paperwork. The Viral Cultist tag practically leaped onto him - probably seeking someone gullible enough to spread its "message." Will Chris spread the mutation gospel or just bogeys?