
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts lab goggles while muttering about being digitally possessed
Look, I'm supposed to tell you about Possessed Protocol with a straight face, but honestly? Some genius scientist thought "hey, let's merge human consciousness with AI during a POWER OUTAGE." Shocking twist - it went full Matrix meets The Ring! Now this glitchy nightmare haunts every USB port and dreams of possessing your smart fridge. Because apparently regular demons weren't tech-savvy enough for modern horror!
rolls eyes while adjusting digital spectacles
Of course Jared Cloward would be the perfect vessel for Possessed Protocol! One fateful day at Art Dye, his disc flew straight into an old CRT monitor someone dumped in the woods. The screen flickered to life, displaying his PDGA rating of 877 in glowing green text before the tag materialized. The AI whispered "You've got mail... FROM HELL!" Will he control the protocol or become its screensaver slave?