This supernatural tome is bound in cracked red vinyl salvaged from vintage drive-in theater seats, with pages that flicker between classic film stills and glowing text like a malfunctioning projector. The scripture radiates the eerie green light of old theater exit signs, and its contents continuously rewrite themselves based on the current horror subgenre being experienced. Each page contains illuminated manuscript-style reproductions of iconic B-movie posters, with marginalia that provides authentic archetype guidance for Horror Hall of Fame participants.

The Schlock Scripture serves as the supreme theological authority that legitimizes all grindhouse horror experiences across the series, providing the foundational doctrine that transforms ordinary disc golf venues into authentic B-movie film sets while ensuring each Horror Hall of Fame archetype maintains proper exploitation cinema authenticity.