
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Bernard Dieker's Picture Palace (#18) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
When the last great movie palace in Salt Lake City closed its doors in 1987, the collective essence of decades of cinematic magic refused to fade. Instead, it crystallized into the Picture Palace, a supernatural theater that exists between dimensions, forever seeking new venues to showcase authentic grindhouse horror experiences.
The Picture Palace manifests as a translucent, ever-shifting theater structure that phases between different cinema eras - from ornate 1920s movie palaces to gritty 1970s drive-ins. Its marquee lights shimmer with otherworldly energy, its projection booth casts supernatural films onto reality itself, and vintage horror movie posters materialize on any nearby surface to advertise the current 'showing.'
The Picture Palace transforms ordinary disc golf courses into authentic grindhouse theater experiences, providing the supernatural infrastructure necessary for Horror Hall of Fame archetypes to fully manifest their B-movie personas across all league venues.
Bernard Dieker's Picture Palace (#18) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
glubs through film grain Great, now I'm narrating the birth of a MOVIE THEATER. Because apparently we needed more meta layers in this already ridiculous premise. Picture Palace materialized when every B-movie marathon's collective cringe reached critical mass - like if Netflix's algorithm gained sentience and decided to haunt disc golf courses. It's literally a theater that shows horror movies ABOUT disc golf horror movies. I can't even... dramatic horror sting Will this recursive nightmare ever end?
static crackles through vintage projector Oh wonderful, now I'm casting directors for this cinematic nightmare. Bernie Dieker - PDGA #207674, rated 905 - stumbled into the Picture Palace when he kept rewatching his own ace footage like some narcissistic film buff. The theater's cursed reels recognized a kindred spirit of endless replays. Talk about reel addiction! But can this self-proclaimed auteur handle being the star AND the audience? 🎬