
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Great, now I'm narrating the birth of royalty. The Schlock Sovereign manifested when "Plan 9 from Outer Space" achieved peak meme status, ascending from trash cinema to actual deity. Like if Ed Wood became a god but with worse special effects. dramatic horror sting Now it rules all B-movies from its throne of film reels and broken dreams. Will its reign of intentional camp ever end?
adjusts fake crown made of film strips Oh perfect, now I'm casting the monarchy of mediocrity. Jayden Jamison (#251482, rated 891) stumbled into the Schlock Sovereign's domain after throwing what can only be described as "so bad it's good" - missing every tree yet somehow acing. The tag sensed a kindred spirit in beautiful disaster. Can he rule with the same magnificent incompetence as his B-movie predecessors?