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Jayden Jamison
#32
Schlock Sovereign
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Grindhouse

Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025

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#32 Schlock Sovereign
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Jayden Jamison

PDGA Rating 891
Division MPO
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Schlock Sovereign

Origin Story

The Schlock Sovereign emerged when the first deliberately bad horror movie achieved cult status, ascending from mere cinema to become the supreme ruler of all intentionally campy exploitation films. Born from the collective appreciation of audiences who understood that true artistry could be found in purposefully cheesy production values, this entity now presides over the entire grindhouse domain.

Properties

The Schlock Sovereign possesses an unmistakably regal bearing despite being composed of vintage film stock and faded movie memorabilia. Its form constantly shifts between different B-movie aesthetics, adapting to match whatever horror subgenre requires its attention, while maintaining the power to bend reality itself to ensure authentic schlock experiences. The entity's presence guarantees that any horror scenario will achieve the perfect balance of genuine terror and delicious campiness that defines true grindhouse cinema.

Role

As the supreme arbiter of B-movie authenticity, the Schlock Sovereign ensures that every Horror Hall of Fame venue maintains proper exploitation cinema standards. The entity travels between leagues, personally overseeing that each horror subgenre achieves maximum schlock potential while empowering players to fully embrace their chosen archetypes.

Tag Details

Series Grindhouse
Pool Main

Tag History

Origin Story