Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Jayden Jamison
Schlock Sovereign
Monarch of Midnight Movie Mayhem
Eyes Project Grainy Inconveniences
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
The Schlock Sovereign emerged when the first deliberately bad horror movie achieved cult status, ascending from mere cinema to become the supreme ruler of all intentionally campy exploitation films. Born from the collective appreciation of audiences who understood that true artistry could be found in purposefully cheesy production values, this entity now presides over the entire grindhouse domain.
The Schlock Sovereign possesses an unmistakably regal bearing despite being composed of vintage film stock and faded movie memorabilia. Its form constantly shifts between different B-movie aesthetics, adapting to match whatever horror subgenre requires its attention, while maintaining the power to bend reality itself to ensure authentic schlock experiences. The entity's presence guarantees that any horror scenario will achieve the perfect balance of genuine terror and delicious campiness that defines true grindhouse cinema.
As the supreme arbiter of B-movie authenticity, the Schlock Sovereign ensures that every Horror Hall of Fame venue maintains proper exploitation cinema standards. The entity travels between leagues, personally overseeing that each horror subgenre achieves maximum schlock potential while empowering players to fully embrace their chosen archetypes.
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Jayden Jamison's Schlock Sovereign (#27) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
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Jayden Jamison's Schlock Sovereign (#9) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Great, now I'm narrating the birth of royalty. The Schlock Sovereign manifested when "Plan 9 from Outer Space" achieved peak meme status, ascending from trash cinema to actual deity. Like if Ed Wood became a god but with worse special effects. dramatic horror sting Now it rules all B-movies from its throne of film reels and broken dreams. Will its reign of intentional camp ever end?
adjusts fake crown made of film strips Oh perfect, now I'm casting the monarchy of mediocrity. Jayden Jamison (#251482, rated 891) stumbled into the Schlock Sovereign's domain after throwing what can only be described as "so bad it's good" - missing every tree yet somehow acing. The tag sensed a kindred spirit in beautiful disaster. Can he rule with the same magnificent incompetence as his B-movie predecessors?