
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through fog machine smoke Oh great, now we've got the Script Specter - because apparently some obsessed screenwriter literally died at his typewriter and merged with every cheesy B-movie script he'd ever written. His ghost now haunts our grindhouse nightmare, constantly rewriting reality like he's George Lucas with daddy issues. dramatic horror sting The man loved authentic horror so much he BECAME the horror! Will his spectral editing marks bleed into our scorecards?
adjusts fog machine dramatically So Jake Ellis (#267243) wandered into our grindhouse nightmare, and the Script Specter immediately possessed his scorecard like some discount Ouija board! His 876 rating? Perfect B-movie protagonist material - skilled enough to survive Act One, but flawed enough for character development. The ghostly writer whispered "You're my leading man, baby!" Will Jake's performance earn him top billing or straight-to-DVD status?