
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through corn syrup blood Oh great, another "origin story." Because apparently we needed a tag that's basically the horror movie equivalent of a participation trophy that follows you home. Dread Drifter spawned when some film school dropout's thesis project about "interconnected cinematic universes" got mixed with discount fog machine fluid and became sentient. It's like the Marvel multiverse, but with worse special effects and more existential dread. Now it just... drifts around, making sure every B-movie horror cliché gets its sequel. dramatic horror sting Will this nightmare ever end?
adjusts vintage horror movie projector So the Dread Drifter needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen one." Enter Kenneth Oetker, PDGA #266426, rated 962. Apparently his ability to navigate courses with the precision of a final girl escaping a slasher made him perfect casting. The tag drifted to him like cheap fog effects, whispering "you're next..." But can he handle being the star of this B-movie nightmare, or will he become just another disc golf casualty?