
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through vintage film grain Oh GREAT, now I'm narrating the birth of Ghastly Curator #18! This film historian got trapped in a cursed reel during an all-nighter and now they're stuck archiving B-movie horror moments from disc golf leagues. It's like Netflix's algorithm became sentient and REALLY pretentious about exploitation cinema. dramatic sting Why is there always a curator in these stories?
adjusts vintage film projector with exaggerated sigh So Daniel Poulson (#295651, rated 869) wandered into our cursed cinema and—surprise!—the Ghastly Curator chose him! Apparently his extensive knowledge of terrible horror sequels qualified him to archive our B-movie madness. Talk about a reel calling! But can he curate chaos or just collect dust? ominous film reel clicking