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Scott Gardner
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Festival Fiend
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Grindhouse

Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025

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#17 Festival Fiend
Scott Gardner

Scott Gardner

PDGA Rating 851
Division MA3
Events Played 2
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Festival Fiend

Origin Story

Born from the twisted obsession of a drive-in theater programmer who spent decades curating the perfect horror festival lineup, the Festival Fiend emerged when his supernatural dedication to authentic B-movie experiences transcended mortality. Now it exists as the eternal director of the grindhouse horror festival, forever seeking to create the ultimate exploitation cinema experience across Utah's disc golf courses.

Properties

The Festival Fiend appears as a constantly shifting amalgamation of classic horror archetypes wrapped in vintage festival poster aesthetics, with film reels perpetually orbiting its form like a malevolent solar system. Its body flickers between different B-movie characters while maintaining the distinctive red, green, and amber color scheme of drive-in theater signage. The entity radiates an otherworldly projection light that transforms ordinary disc golf courses into authentic grindhouse horror film sets.

Role

It orchestrates the supernatural transformation of each league venue into its designated horror subgenre while ensuring narrative continuity across the entire series. The Festival Fiend manipulates course conditions, weather patterns, and atmospheric elements to create authentic B-movie scenarios that test each player's commitment to their Horror Hall of Fame archetype.

Tag Details

Series Grindhouse
Pool Main

Tag History

Scott Gardner
Scott Gardner
Week 0
3 days ago
Origin Story
13 days ago