
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
horror movie trailer voice FROM THE DEPTHS of abandoned drive-ins where popcorn goes stale and dreams die, the Trailer Wraith emerged! Born from Netflix's "skip intro" button trauma and fueled by pure clickbait energy, it haunts every "coming soon" promise. Because apparently we needed a spoiler ghost for disc golf? dramatic sting plays for loading a TAG ORIGIN
When Landon Adams (#203875, rated 951) binged seventeen trailers without watching a single movie, the Trailer Wraith sensed a kindred spirit of pure preview addiction. His ability to spoil plots in under two minutes? Chef's kiss But can he handle being the teaser for his own horror story?