
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs through film grain Oh great, another "tragic origin story" - because apparently when the last grindhouse theater burned down, all those melted B-movies just HAD to form a sentient film strip. Now I'm stuck narrating how Celluloid Phantom emerged from what's basically the world's worst Netflix algorithm accident. It's like if the Criterion Collection had a baby with a gas station DVD bin and then abandoned it in my server room. dramatic horror sting Will this translucent movie reel ever find peace, or just keep flickering through my code like a broken GIF?
flickers through static Oh perfect, so Celluloid Phantom was just drifting through my servers when PDGA member 275689 walked past a broken projector at some midnight screening. The translucent film strip apparently "sensed his 898-rated aura" - because nothing says horror movie logic like mystical disc golf ratings, am I right? Now Eric Pearson is bonded to this glitchy movie reel that probably still smells like stale popcorn and regret. Will he embrace his role as leading man, or just fast-forward through this B-movie nightmare?