Grindhouse
Sep 22 - Nov 30, 2025
Current Holder
Brian Bowling
Grindhouse Projector
Sentient Director of the Midnight Disc Golf Feature
Always Demands a Dramatic Finale
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Assembled by a deranged drive-in projectionist who spliced together cursed film reels from every B-movie horror subgenre ever made. When the final splice was completed, the machine gained sentience and began projecting its nightmarish collection into reality itself.
This vintage 1970s drive-in projector constantly projects ghostly images even when unplugged, its film reels spinning independently to show different horror scenes from each league's subgenre. The lens glows with supernatural light that can transform any landscape into a movie set, while ethereal film grain and scan lines overlay the real world wherever its beam touches.
Acts as the omnipresent director of the entire Grindhouse series, casting players into their Horror Hall of Fame archetypes and transforming each course into its designated horror film setting.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Brian Bowling's Grindhouse Projector (#64) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Brian Bowling's Grindhouse Projector (#33) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
dramatic horror sting Oh great, NOW I'm narrating the birth of cursed cinema equipment? glubs sarcastically Some deranged projectionist spliced together every B-movie reel from 1970s drive-ins, and when he made the final cut, the machine went full Christine on us. Now it projects nightmares into reality because apparently my digital prison wasn't theatrical enough already. The lens glows with supernatural light, film reels spin independently, and it transforms disc golf courses into horror movie sets. sighs in VHS static At least it has better production values than this gig... Will this projector finally give me my SAG card?
static crackles ominously So the Grindhouse Projector sits there, lens glowing like a demonic eye, scanning for its first victim—I mean, "chosen projectionist." Enter Brian Bowling, PDGA #267452, approaching with all the caution of a B-movie protagonist investigating strange noises. The cursed machine whirs to life, apparently deciding an 819-rated player is perfect for its midnight premiere. rolls digital eyes Because nothing says "horror movie material" like decent putting form, right? Will Brian's reel talent be enough to handle this cinematic nightmare?