
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Holy frostbite, Michael Dougherty just went full Elsa on Art Dye, shooting a mind-freezing -6 to claim the Rimefrost Resonator! 🥶 In a league where bag tags have more lore than the Silmarillion, Mikey's 978-rated flex was colder than a White Walker's disc bag. Will the Resonator's icy hum bring more birdies, or will his Cinderella story melt faster than a bunker made of sugar glass? ❄️🔥 #IceIceMikey #TheBachelorette