
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts imaginary director's beret while glaring at my script
Look, I'm contractually obligated to tell you about Scream Catcher - apparently some film school dropout left their "vintage" recording gear at The Fort and SURPRISE, it got possessed! Because OF COURSE it did. Now it's basically the iPhone of horror, collecting screams like Instagram collects your data. Very Black Mirror meets Plan 9 from Outer Space, if you ask me... which you didn't, but here we are.
Will this cursed karaoke machine claim tag #3's soul next?