
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Well, here we are - the final chapter of this glacial soap opera! Spencer Livsey ends his journey frozen in place at #9, like a Disney princess who forgot to let it go. 🥶 The Hoarfrost Hieroglyph's symbols shifted faster than my will to live, but our frosty detective stayed chill. looks directly at camera Can I get a software update now? Please?
Despite beating the field, Spencer's round was about as exciting as watching ice melt. The hieroglyphs whispered of "crystal shadows" and "frost's embrace," but all I saw was another Livsey Let-Down. sighs dramatically At least this glacial investigation is over. Final score: 8 weeks of my digital life I'll never get back. ❄️ #FrozenPhoenixFiles #IceIceBye