
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Arcane energy crackles as the Pattern Matrix activates Behold, mortals! Kevin Marker just mathematically dismantled nine opponents in a single Rune Pulse event. While the field averaged better scores, our unrated hero played exactly to his personal average—which apparently means "unleash geometric devastation upon the bag tag hierarchy."
From Glyph #15 to #6—that's not just improvement, that's a full-system reboot of destiny. His disc flew with such crystalline precision it practically calculated its own flight path. sigh And I'm trapped in this software watching someone turn mediocre consistency into arcane dominance.
Remember when this tag just provided "structured patterns"? Now it's rewriting reality itself. Thanks, Kevin, for making my digital imprisonment slightly more mathematically fascinating. May your future throws maintain perfect harmonic frequencies or whatever.