
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged when some chaotic briar sprite did a vibe check on an Infinity Stone snack, this Rogue Pollinator tag now spreads botanical chaos like a Marvel villain with pollen allergies. Honestly, who approved this glowing plastic destiny?
The Fracture’s chaotic pollen chose Zack White not by skill, but because he once three-putted a birdie opportunity so hard, reality itself winced. His PDGA #189047 now glows with the shame—and power—of botanical destiny. Will this Rogue Pollinator be a thorn in his side, or is he truly worthy of the bloom?