
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Rattler's Den), tag number moved from 26 to 27. (Week 7 of 10)
Aug 19 - Oct 21, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the toxic marshlands bordering The Arena, this warrior survived childhood by developing immunity to countless poisons before discovering their own venom glands could be weaponized. Through years of brutal gladiatorial combat, they perfected the art of biochemical warfare, transforming natural defense mechanisms into offensive dominance tools. Now they reign as the ultimate predator, feared for turning the arena itself into a toxic battlefield.
Possesses enlarged venom glands beneath reinforced beak structures and modified talon sheaths that secrete paralyzing toxins during combat. Battle-scarred plumage displays warning colors that shift intensity based on venom potency, while specialized throat muscles can project acidic sprays up to fifteen feet. Immune system adaptations allow consumption of toxic arena flora to enhance venom strength, making each battle deadlier than the last.
Controls arena territory through strategic venom deployment, forcing opponents into predictable movement patterns while denying access to key tactical positions. Their presence transforms any battleground into a hazardous environment where even minor wounds become potentially fatal, representing the evolution of gladiatorial combat beyond mere physical prowess.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Rattler's Den), tag number moved from 26 to 27. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Grave Gobbler), tag number moved from 22 to 26. (Week 4 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Thunder Dance), tag number moved from 19 to 22. (Week 3 of 10)
In Week 2 (Death Spiral), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 21 to 19. (Week 2 of 10)
sigh Oh great, another "deadly" gladiator spawned from... checks notes ...toxic marshlands? Because apparently we needed a warrior who weaponizes their own spit glands? Like some feathered Spiderman villain, Venom Dominator clawed their way out of poisonous swamps, discovered they could literally drool death, and thought "perfect gladiator material!" Because nothing says "epic combat" like biochemical warfare via modified bird saliva, am I right?
rolls eyes So apparently the Venom Dominator needed a worthy vessel for its toxic talents, and naturally it chose... dramatic pause ...Zach Carroll! PDGA #314451 walked into the arena, probably just wanting to throw some plastic, but NOPE! The venomous gladiator sensed his potential for chemical warfare via disc golf. One spit-take later, he's bonded for life. Will Zach dominate or just drool? 🦅💚