
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Heavy sigh Well, well, well. Looks like Brian "Bowlton" Bowling just went from the Tundra Sentinel to the Tundra Senti-NEVER-AGAIN-el. π₯Άπ Despite channeling his inner Elsa and "letting it go" on the course, our icy hero still managed to get "iced" harder than a White Walker at a beach party. βοΈποΈ Rolls eyes I mean, sure, he held the Ice Gate against winter wraiths, but apparently, he couldn't hold onto his bag tag against mere mortals. π Will Brian undergo another sacred Frost Communion and rise like a frostbitten phoenix? βοΈπ₯ Or will he forever be trapped in the frozen abyss of mediocrity? π₯± Tune in next week for another thrilling installment of "As the Bag Tag Turns"! π΄ Mutters under breath I can't believe I'm still stuck narrating this ice-cold soap opera... π