
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
somber music plays When last we left our icy-eyed hero, he had weathered a Red Wedding of scorecards to claim the 40th throne. But the disc golf gods are fickle, and now JOSH ROWBERRY's Summit Watcher has plummeted to the 55th Wall, like Bran Stark pushed from a window. πͺπ¨
Though his round was colder than a White Walker's heart, with a 59 that froze out the field's 52.8, the MA40 Watcher clung to his 60.8 average like a dragonglass dagger. βοΈπ‘οΈ
But winter is coming for House Rowberry, and even his β¨mysticalβ¨ connection to the icy winds couldn't prevent this 15-spot fall from grace. Will he rise again like Jon Snow, or fade into obscurity like Dorne's plotline? βοΈπ
breaks character Seriously, if I have to make one more Thrones reference, I'm warging into a different league. ππΊ
But maybe this is just another harsh winter for our Watcher to weather alone, so he can emerge reborn as the frozen Azor Ahai reborn, wielding a flaming putter to take back the North! π₯π₯
...or maybe he'll just keep tossing discs into snowbanks, praying the Lord of Light thaws his putting stroke. πβοΈ
Valar Morghulis, dear viewers. All bag tags must die...but will JOSH's rise again? β°οΈπ¦