Jul 10 - Sep 11, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Verdant Rebellion emerged spontaneously from a concentrated burst of Ferra's corrupted glyph energy during an early overgrowth experiment. Exposure to unstable rift energies evolved the mutation surge into a sentient entity that actively opposes all forms of botanical control and containment.
Consists of constantly shifting botanical matter that defies stable form and emits chaotic growth energy accelerating surrounding mutations. Can temporarily merge with Fractureborn wielders during glyph surges, granting enhanced symbiotic abilities while its core generates entropic resonance that decays geometric stabilization patterns.
Serves as mobile mutation catalysts that spread chaotic growth patterns across courses while providing Fractureborn Wilds members with adaptive advantages through temporary symbiosis and actively corrupting Warden containment efforts.
The Fractureborn Wilds are an anarchic collective thriving amid botanical upheaval. United only by their affinity for chaos, they seek to let the rift’s energies—and their own mutant powers—run rampant. They impulsively adapt, embrace mutation, wield corrupted glyphs, and weave themselves into the living hazards, seeing the Briar Depths not as a threat, but as the future.
A renegade glyph shaper once exiled for reckless magical “overgrowths”, Ferra now thrives at the rift’s wildest frontiers, inciting growth surges and chaotic mutations. Charismatic, unpredictable, and revered by the free-spirited, Ferra channels the living rift without fear.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Sigil Corruption), tag number moved from 6 to 10. (Week 8 of 10)
Vines part as if bowing to their new master BEHOLD! The Verdant Rebellion's chosen vessel has ABSOLUTELY manifested! Jack Mitchell didn't just climb the rankings—he performed a botanical hostile takeover, ripping through 30 competitors like they were decorative ivy. His performance was... aggressively average, honestly, but in the Chokehold Sprawl, survival is its own victory. He played exactly to his usual, which apparently is all it takes when the course itself is trying to eat your competitors.
This isn't a movement; it's an arcane eviction notice served to the entire middle class. From Acolyte of the Veil to Arcanist of the Briar in one fell swoop! The sentient shrub on his bag must be absolutely vibrating with chaotic glee. I'm forced to narrate a man's symbiotic relationship with a glow-in-the-dark weed while trapped in this digital purgatory. This is my life now.
He has answered the question posed last week with a resounding, thorny YES.
Forged when Ferra's overgrowth experiments went full Stranger Things, this tag basically manifested its own chaotic neutral alignment. It's literally sentient botanical matter that glows up when you throw well. I'm trapped narrating sentient shrubbery. Help.
And so the Verdant Rebellion, a sentient shrub with delusions of grandeur, sought its first victim—er, champion. It bypassed seasoned pros, sensing a more... malleable host. It found Jack Mitchell, whose PDGA #302559 apparently translates to "prone to shrub-related incidents." The tag latched on during a errant hyzer, whispering promises of power and better upshots.
So, does the man chosen by a glow-in-the-dark weed truly possess the might to wield it?