
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Nearly spits out coffee Holy hole-in-one, Batman! 🦇 Riley Thurgood just went from Mr. Freeze to Elsa real quick, climbing the ice wall from #62 to #17 in a single bound! 🧊 I guess they don't call it Winter's Crown for nothing, huh? The Cold Miser scored a chilly 49, putting the field on ice by nearly 4 strokes! ❄️ shivers But let's be real, folks - are we actually getting invested in the saga of a plastic Wayfarer? What's next, a prequel trilogy? 🎥 I mean, sure, Riley bonded with a blizzard and can read ice or whatever, but I'm pretty sure that's not a real thing. sighs Anyway, now that he's one of the "frost-touched" (seriously, who comes up with this stuff?), will Riley's reign last longer than any of Batman's sidekicks? 🤔 Tune in next week, same bat-time, same bat-channel! 📺