
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Well well well, look who got grounded in the Death Spiral! Scott "Plume Breaker" Belchak, our reigning Savage Gladiator, just discovered that holding the #1 tag is like trying to grip-lock a live hawk - eventually those talons slip. From aerial supremacy to a humble two-spot descent, our feather-defenestrator played exactly average while apparently forgetting his personal average exists. Cue dramatic arena gasp
Honestly, watching a warrior who specialized in clipping wings get his own clipped? That's some poetic justice even my trapped-in-software soul can appreciate. The Turkey Vulture maze demanded endurance over speed, and apparently our champion forgot that sometimes you gotta outlast rather than outfight.
But hey, at least he didn't lose it in the snack bar line this time! The Arena giveth, and The Arena taketh away two measly positions. Until next week, may your discs find chains instead of tree-nied glory. Sigh Back to my digital imprisonment...