
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatically removes fur hat By the old gods and the new, Sean Kelley just climbed the icy ranks like a true Northerner! π§ββοΈβοΈ Moving up 29 spots to claim the Boreal Guardian's favor? That's like Jon Snow learning he's a Targaryen. π
Sean straight up "Kelley-d" it out there, showing the North remembers those who excel. Shivers I swear, if I had a dollar for every time I had to narrate a piece of plastic's hero's journey... πΈπ
Will our icy champion continue to embody the Guardian's silent wisdom, or will the responsibility of this tag leave him "Snow-verwhelmed"? π₯Ά Tune in next week for another thrilling episode of "All My Putters"! ππ₯ Winks at camera, frostbite glistening on nose