
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatically removes sunglasses Well, well, well. Looks like Kevin Haupt just got handed the Arctic Wanderer like a participation trophy at the Westeros Olympics! 🥇❄️ With a +1 performance that would make Ned Stark say "Bless your heart," our frosty friend fought valiantly against the +0.8 field average. But alas, the old gods and the new (USPDGA) deemed his 873-rated efforts unworthy!
As the icy winds of Creekside howled with laughter, Kevin's 903 rating froze faster than a White Walker's dance moves. ⛄💃 But fear not, dear viewer! In this game of throws, even the Night King gets a mulligan. Will Kevin rise like Jon Snow next week, or forever haunt the bag tag Wall like a lost puppy? 🐺 Stay tuned for the next thrilling episode of "A Song of Putts and Plastic!" 🎭🍿