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David Jones
Northern Oracle
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Winterfell @ Creekside

Nov 02 - Dec 21, 2024
Averaged a 879 rating
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#52 Northern Oracle
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David Jones

PDGA Rating 895
Division MP50
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Northern Oracle

Origin Story

Born in the ancient weirwood grove beyond the Wall, the Northern Oracle emerged during the longest winter in living memory. As a child, she was found by the Children of the Forest, frozen yet alive, her hair white as snow and eyes reflecting the ethereal blue of winter itself. They raised her in their sacred caves, teaching her to read the whispers of the old gods through ice crystals and northern lights. The Oracle's connection to the North deepened when she foresaw the coming of an endless winter, prompting her journey to Winterfell where she now serves as a bridge between the old ways and the realm of men.

Role

The Northern Oracle embodies the stoic resilience of the North itself - reserved yet commanding, with wisdom as deep as the frozen lakes she draws power from. Her presence carries the weight of ancient prophecies, speaking in riddles drawn from nature's patterns. She maintains a peculiar habit of collecting frozen dewdrops at dawn, believing they hold glimpses of possible futures. While maintaining formal relationships with the lords of Winterfell, her true loyalty lies with the old gods and the sacred knowledge of winter. She finds comfort in solitude, often seeking counsel from the heart tree in the godswood, where her cryptic warnings echo with the authority of the North's deepest mysteries.

Tag Details

Pool The Wall

Tag History

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David Jones
Week 6 Score: 54 Place: 5
Jonah Milner
Jonah Milner
Week 4 Score: 55 Place: 5
Origin Story
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Michael Whipple
Week 3 Score: 59 Place: 9