
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
[Shivers dramatically] In a twist colder than a White Walker's heart, Ethan "Winter's Fury" Walker has seized the frozen throne of Tag 5, claiming the mantle of the Boreal Sentinel itself! Shattering both the field and his own averages like icicles, our icy hero proved that when it comes to northern disc golf, the Cold Never Bothered Him Anyway. πΆβοΈ
[Turns to camera] Seriously, these winter puns are giving me frostbite. I'm trapped in a snow globe of disc golf references, send cocoa! ββοΈ
But as the Sentinel's chosen champion, Ethan's destined to rise like a phoenix from the snow. Will his reign last, or will his watch end? One thing's certain: Winter is Coming... for the other players! βοΈπ₯Ά