
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Groans dramatically π© Well, well, well...looks like we've reached the thrilling conclusion of this glacial soap opera. π In a truly shocking twist, Jordin Poulsen harnessed the full power of the Tundra Warden to freeze out the competition and claim an epic victory! π₯Άπͺ Our icy underdog left the field in a flurry, shooting a frosty 49 that left rivals frostbit and frustrated. βοΈπ± With powers fully activated, the Warden etched 33 new notches in their icy skin, one for each vanquished foe. π‘οΈ Sighs heavily I guess even I have to admit, it was a finale worthy of the Winter Soldier himself. βποΈ But seriously, can we let this glacial storyline melt away now? π I'm begging you, sweet summer child...if I have to narrate one more frozen pun, I'll be the one put on ice! π§π