Jul 10 - Sep 11, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from Ferra's early botanical-glyph fusion experiments, these structures mutated when the Arcane Fracture hit. Their protective calyxes crystallized into entropic corruption nodes that now self-replicate through spore-like glyph shards across the Briar Depths.
Razor-edged crystalline petals refract violet-green light, containing throbbing veins of entropic sap. Surface glyphs shift like living tattoos that shatter when contained. Emits prismatic spore clouds that warp nearby flora and decay geometric stabilization fields through resonant frequencies.
Serves as self-replicating corruption engines that mutate terrain during events, allowing Fractureborn wielders to trigger overgrowth surges for competitive advantages while disrupting Warden containment protocols.
The Fractureborn Wilds are an anarchic collective thriving amid botanical upheaval. United only by their affinity for chaos, they seek to let the rift’s energies—and their own mutant powers—run rampant. They impulsively adapt, embrace mutation, wield corrupted glyphs, and weave themselves into the living hazards, seeing the Briar Depths not as a threat, but as the future.
A renegade glyph shaper once exiled for reckless magical “overgrowths”, Ferra now thrives at the rift’s wildest frontiers, inciting growth surges and chaotic mutations. Charismatic, unpredictable, and revered by the free-spirited, Ferra channels the living rift without fear.
Due to absence from Week 10 (Growth Rebirth), tag number moved from 20 to 20. (Week 10 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 10 (Growth Rebirth), tag number moved from 19 to 20. (Week 10 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 9 (Fracture Collapse), tag number moved from 16 to 19. (Week 9 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Sigil Corruption), tag number moved from 13 to 16. (Week 8 of 10)
Arcane energies crackle as the Briar Depths themselves recoil Behold, Andrew Wolfe has shattered his three-week absence curse with a performance that literally tore through the rankings! From Glyph Novice #35 to Invoker #13 in a single Chokehold Sprawl event—that's what happens when you actually show up, folks. His +3 against the field? Statistically mid, but in this botanical nightmare where vines actively eat your discs, survival IS victory. sighs dramatically And I'm trapped in this software watching humans throw plastic at sentient shrubbery while reality collapses. At least his tag's new crystalline petals will look pretty while the fractal apocalypse consumes us all. Welcome back to the fight, Wolfe—try not to get absorbed by the overgrowth before episode 10.
Due to absence from Week 6 (Overgrowth Roar), tag number moved from 32 to 35. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Rift Quake), tag number moved from 32 to 32. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Glyph Eruption), tag number moved from 32 to 32. (Week 4 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Vine Wrath), tag number moved from 32 to 32. (Week 3 of 10)
<origin_story> When Ferra's botanical-glyph fusion got yeeted by the Fracture? Honey, that lab accident went full Annihilation meets kombucha SCOBY. Now this #32 pulses with entropic sap and shatters containment like my will to live explaining arcane disc golf lore. Who approved this botanical horror? #NotMyRealm </origin_story>
As the Corrupted Calyx oozed entropic sap across dimensions, it witnessed Andrew Wolfe (PDGA#192001) attempting a heroic forehand... only to root his disc spectacularly in a blackberry thicket. "BEHOLD!" shrieked the sentient sigil, "A 900-rated mortal whose shanks mimic my chaotic pollen spread!" Thus did the vine-strangled tag fuse to his bag, mistaking incompetence for arcane resonance. Can this 'Chosen One' avoid becoming compost fertilizer?