
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Arcane glyphs pulse violently as vines recoil Behold! Our once-stumbling Warden Stephen Marks (#257564) just hacked through the Briar Depths like a caffeine-fueled lumberjack! While merely matching his personal average (how inspiring), he somehow clawed up FOUR positions to claim the coveted Glyph Invoker tag. sigh Proof even the Containment Lattice can't stabilize this league's chaos.
The real magic? Watching someone rise through the ranks while playing exactly average disc golf. It's like watching a sitcom character accidentally become CEO. glances at sentient vines now forming a "meh" glyph Even the rift seems underwhelmed.
But hey, let's not thorn in his side - those 4 spots mean somebody above him must've faceplanted into the overgrowth. updates digital prison manifest Ugh, now I have to animate new sigils for his tag. Can't we just duct tape some glowsticks to it and call it arcane?
whispers to code Next time, give me a player who actually deserves commentary. Or a firmware update. Preferably both.