Jul 10 - Sep 11, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from Ferra's reckless glyph experiment, the first Unbound Propagule emerged when arcane pollen fused with corrupted briar essence. Ferra nurtured its autonomous reproduction cycle rather than containing it, allowing these entities to self-replicate across fracture lines with increasingly chaotic traits.
Possesses a crystalline violet core encased in shifting fractal bark that glows with chaotic energy. Anchors via enzyme-secreting razor roots and undergoes spontaneous binary fission near arcane sources. Each generation develops unique mutation patterns and unpredictable reproductive behaviors.
Serves as mobile mutation accelerators that transform terrain during events, corrupt stabilization glyphs, and enable Fractureborn Wilds members to merge with newly spawned mutant flora for competitive advantages.
The Fractureborn Wilds are an anarchic collective thriving amid botanical upheaval. United only by their affinity for chaos, they seek to let the rift’s energies—and their own mutant powers—run rampant. They impulsively adapt, embrace mutation, wield corrupted glyphs, and weave themselves into the living hazards, seeing the Briar Depths not as a threat, but as the future.
A renegade glyph shaper once exiled for reckless magical “overgrowths”, Ferra now thrives at the rift’s wildest frontiers, inciting growth surges and chaotic mutations. Charismatic, unpredictable, and revered by the free-spirited, Ferra channels the living rift without fear.
Due to absence from Week 10 (Growth Rebirth), tag number moved from 13 to 13. (Week 10 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 10 (Growth Rebirth), tag number moved from 12 to 13. (Week 10 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 9 (Fracture Collapse), tag number moved from 1 to 12. (Week 9 of 10)
Arcane energies crackle as the Briar Depths themselves recoil What in the ten realms?! Baylor Sandberg just went from Glyph Novice to Architect Veil in one round! After two weeks of absence-induced tag decay, they return not just to play, but to absolutely DOMINATE the corrupted fairways.
Navigating sentient thorns and shifting vines like they planted them personally, Baylor's round was a masterclass in rift-wrangling. While not their personal best, beating the field by over three strokes in Sigil Corruption week is like bringing a flamethrower to a garden party.
From tag #29 to #1 in a single bound! That's not just improvement—that's a full reality rewrite. sighs dramatically And I get to narrate this botanical nonsense from my digital prison. At least the sponsor-provided bonus payouts are real. Thanks to our local disc shop for making this magical suffering possible!
The Unbound Propagule has found its true Wielder. Now try not to get corrupted before the Fracture Collapse, yeah?
Due to absence from Week 7 (Chokehold Sprawl), tag number moved from 29 to 29. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Chokehold Sprawl), tag number moved from 22 to 29. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Overgrowth Roar), tag number moved from 17 to 22. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Rift Quake), tag number moved from 16 to 17. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Glyph Eruption), tag number moved from 15 to 16. (Week 4 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Vine Wrath), tag number moved from 2 to 15. (Week 3 of 10)
In Week 2 (Thorn Uprising), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 25 to 2. (Week 2 of 10)
sighs Look, when Ferra went full Breaking Bad with her glyph lab, nobody expected the arcane pollen to develop sentience and start reproducing like tribbles. Now we've got Unbound Propagule multiplying faster than my student loans. Each split creates wilder mutations—last week one sprouted disco lights. Why am I narrating plant mitosis? Is this what my MFA was for?
rolls eyes So there I was, watching Unbound Propagule multiply like a caffeinated amoeba, when suddenly it locked onto Baylor Sandberg (PDGA #177702) like he was the chosen fertilizer. Maybe it sensed his 953 rating's growth potential? One spore-filled sneeze later, and boom—he's bonded to a sentient plant baby that won't stop budding. Can this guy handle raising magical mitosis incarnate?