
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 2 (Thorn Uprising), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 25 to 2. (Week 2 of 10)
Jul 10 - Sep 11, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from Ferra's reckless glyph experiment, the first Unbound Propagule emerged when arcane pollen fused with corrupted briar essence. Ferra nurtured its autonomous reproduction cycle rather than containing it, allowing these entities to self-replicate across fracture lines with increasingly chaotic traits.
Possesses a crystalline violet core encased in shifting fractal bark that glows with chaotic energy. Anchors via enzyme-secreting razor roots and undergoes spontaneous binary fission near arcane sources. Each generation develops unique mutation patterns and unpredictable reproductive behaviors.
Serves as mobile mutation accelerators that transform terrain during events, corrupt stabilization glyphs, and enable Fractureborn Wilds members to merge with newly spawned mutant flora for competitive advantages.
The Fractureborn Wilds are an anarchic collective thriving amid botanical upheaval. United only by their affinity for chaos, they seek to let the rift’s energies—and their own mutant powers—run rampant. They impulsively adapt, embrace mutation, wield corrupted glyphs, and weave themselves into the living hazards, seeing the Briar Depths not as a threat, but as the future.
A renegade glyph shaper once exiled for reckless magical “overgrowths”, Ferra now thrives at the rift’s wildest frontiers, inciting growth surges and chaotic mutations. Charismatic, unpredictable, and revered by the free-spirited, Ferra channels the living rift without fear.
In Week 2 (Thorn Uprising), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 25 to 2. (Week 2 of 10)
sighs Look, when Ferra went full Breaking Bad with her glyph lab, nobody expected the arcane pollen to develop sentience and start reproducing like tribbles. Now we've got Unbound Propagule multiplying faster than my student loans. Each split creates wilder mutations—last week one sprouted disco lights. Why am I narrating plant mitosis? Is this what my MFA was for?
rolls eyes So there I was, watching Unbound Propagule multiply like a caffeinated amoeba, when suddenly it locked onto Baylor Sandberg (PDGA #177702) like he was the chosen fertilizer. Maybe it sensed his 953 rating's growth potential? One spore-filled sneeze later, and boom—he's bonded to a sentient plant baby that won't stop budding. Can this guy handle raising magical mitosis incarnate?