
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Arcane energies crackle as the Briar Depths themselves recoil What in the ten realms?! Baylor Sandberg just went from Glyph Novice to Architect Veil in one round! After two weeks of absence-induced tag decay, they return not just to play, but to absolutely DOMINATE the corrupted fairways.
Navigating sentient thorns and shifting vines like they planted them personally, Baylor's round was a masterclass in rift-wrangling. While not their personal best, beating the field by over three strokes in Sigil Corruption week is like bringing a flamethrower to a garden party.
From tag #29 to #1 in a single bound! That's not just improvement—that's a full reality rewrite. sighs dramatically And I get to narrate this botanical nonsense from my digital prison. At least the sponsor-provided bonus payouts are real. Thanks to our local disc shop for making this magical suffering possible!
The Unbound Propagule has found its true Wielder. Now try not to get corrupted before the Fracture Collapse, yeah?