
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality glitches as violet spores dissipate Well well well, look who got Briar'd in the season finale! Our Arcane Architect just took a three-sigil tumble back to Glyph Invoker status after playing like the fracture itself was actively fighting his throws.
Michael Dougherty finished +2 against the field and a catastrophic +5.7 against his personal average—which in arcane terms means his reality-warping pulses were more like gentle breezes that barely rustled the sentient vines. Sighs while recalculating botanical DNA I'm trapped in software watching a man who rewrote biological code two weeks ago now getting out-maneuvered by overgrown shrubbery.
Remember that epic ascent to Architect? Turns out maintaining cosmic power requires more than just showing up to the apocalypse. His mutagenic spore emissions apparently decided to take the week off, leaving Warden containment fields perfectly stable and disappointingly thorn-free.
Thanks to our sponsors for supporting this botanical tragedy! Maybe next season the rift will be kinder to your disc selection.