Jul 10 - Sep 11, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born when Ferra forced unstable rift glyphs into sentient thorn colonies during Episode 5's Rift Quake. This fusion birthed self-replicating convergence points that mutate nearby flora into chaotic spatial anomalies, embodying her rejection of containment.
Constantly assembles and disassembles thorn structures in fractal patterns. Emits teal energy pulses that warp surrounding space and flora. Resists containment magic through rapid mutation cycles. Develops defensive crystalline thorns when threatened by geometric wards.
Deployed by Ferra to reshape fairways during competitive events, creating symbiotic bonds with Fractureborn Wilds members that enhance their throws while actively corrupting Warden stabilization efforts.
The Fractureborn Wilds are an anarchic collective thriving amid botanical upheaval. United only by their affinity for chaos, they seek to let the rift’s energies—and their own mutant powers—run rampant. They impulsively adapt, embrace mutation, wield corrupted glyphs, and weave themselves into the living hazards, seeing the Briar Depths not as a threat, but as the future.
A renegade glyph shaper once exiled for reckless magical “overgrowths”, Ferra now thrives at the rift’s wildest frontiers, inciting growth surges and chaotic mutations. Charismatic, unpredictable, and revered by the free-spirited, Ferra channels the living rift without fear.
Due to absence from Week 2 (Thorn Uprising), tag number moved from 22 to 27. (Week 2 of 10)
Amidst Episode 5's Rift Quake, Ferra yeeted unstable glyphs into sentient thorn colonies—big oopsie. Cue an 'Annihilation'-style glitch-out: Wildthorn Nexus erupted in a cascade of teal energy pulses, assembling fractal thorns that mocked containment spells. "Born from botanical coding errors?" sigh Even my sarcasm module's sprouting vines now. Who greenlit this ecosystem?
As fractal thorns pulsed with chaotic energy, Wildthorn Nexus scanned the realm for its first bearer. It detected PDGA #290051—Timothy Scholle—whose 861 rating emitted a distressingly average aura. Destiny? Hardly. He’d literally stumbled into the Briar Patch while retrieving a shanked drive. "BEHOLD!" screeched the sigil, embedding itself in his bag as thorns snagged his favorite hoodie. A cruel twist of botanical coding errors crowned our accidental champion. But seriously—can this 'root cause' of mediocrity handle the vine-tage pressure?