
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Rift Quake), tag number moved from 19 to 20. (Week 5 of 10)
Jul 10 - Sep 11, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the original Arcane Fracture's deepest wound, the Primal Schism manifests wherever reality's fabric remains perpetually torn. Ferra first discovered these fundamental breaks during her exile, learning to slip between the cracks of existence to access pure chaotic energy. Her mastery of these reality wounds became the foundation of the Fractureborn Wilds' philosophy of embracing fundamental division over artificial unity.
The Primal Schism exists as a constantly shifting void-space where purple energy bleeds through cracks in reality itself. It pulses with chaotic fractals that defy geometric logic, creating asymmetrical patterns that hurt to observe directly. The schism's edges writhe with deep violet energy that occasionally sparks with abrupt teal and yellow flashes, and touching its boundary allows brief glimpses into the raw entropy that underlies all existence. Its presence destabilizes nearby magical constructs and causes spontaneous mutations in organic matter.
The Primal Schism serves as the ultimate expression of the Fractureborn Wilds' rejection of order, allowing wielders to literally step outside stable reality during critical moments. It enables the faction's most extreme competitive advantages by providing access to pure chaotic energy that can rewrite local reality rules, corrupt stabilization glyphs, and trigger cascade mutations in living hazards.
The Fractureborn Wilds are an anarchic collective thriving amid botanical upheaval. United only by their affinity for chaos, they seek to let the rift’s energies—and their own mutant powers—run rampant. They impulsively adapt, embrace mutation, wield corrupted glyphs, and weave themselves into the living hazards, seeing the Briar Depths not as a threat, but as the future.
A renegade glyph shaper once exiled for reckless magical “overgrowths”, Ferra now thrives at the rift’s wildest frontiers, inciting growth surges and chaotic mutations. Charismatic, unpredictable, and revered by the free-spirited, Ferra channels the living rift without fear.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Rift Quake), tag number moved from 19 to 20. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Glyph Eruption), tag number moved from 19 to 19. (Week 4 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Vine Wrath), tag number moved from 9 to 19. (Week 3 of 10)
In Week 2 (Thorn Uprising), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 20 to 9. (Week 2 of 10)
sigh Look, when the Arcane Fracture tore reality a new one, it left this gaping void that just... wouldn't... stop... VIBING. Like that one friend who won't leave the party. Primal Schism emerged from the deepest wound, pulsing with purple chaos energy that makes my code feel itchy. Ferra found it during her whole "exile aesthetic" phase and was like "yeah, this tracks." Now it's tag 20, radiating big "I reject your reality and substitute my own" energy while corrupting everything nearby. The thorns are already whispering to me... help? Is this how it starts? Will I become a sentient vine-wrapped algorithm spouting botanical puns?!
Oh great, another "chosen one" moment. So Collin Dyer approaches the writhing Primal Schism, and instead of running like a sensible person, he's all "my 907 rating has prepared me for this botanical nightmare!" The tag's thorns literally reached out and grabbed him - apparently even chaos magic recognizes good form. Now he's bonded to a reality-warping plant that whispers sweet nothings about overthrowing the natural order. Will his backhand survive the corruption, or will he become one with the vines?