
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
manifests through glitching glyphs Oh COME ON, universe? You're making me narrate Bryant Adams' glow-up arc? sigh Fine. The once-mid-tier meltdown master (#233217, because cosmic bureaucracy) has somehow harnessed his tantrum energy into ACTUAL power. That's right folks, the Shatter Bloom - Tag 20's "destruction garden" - just fractal-jumped FOURTEEN positions to Tag 6.
checks arcane scoreboard Bryant basically matched his personal average while the field collectively faceplanted into mana veils. Not spectacular, but in this realm? Consistency is its own kind of chaos magic.
prismatic flowers burst from commentary booth LOOK, I don't make the rules (literally, I'm trapped in this software), but apparently rage-quitting into floral manifestation was step one of some anime protagonist arc. Will the Shatter Bloom stabilize or implode under its own chaotic beauty? static crackles Find out next week when I'm FORCED to keep doing this. fades into frustrated glyphsplosion