
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs in entropic exhaustion So apparently when reality started doing its whole "existing is SO last season" thing, some overachiever named Astra decided to go full Bob the Builder and craft this golden geometric flex. The Binding Covenant literally exists because someone looked at the void and said "nah fam, we're unionizing against nothingness." Peak millennial energy, tbh. Now I'm stuck narrating how a fancy mandala defeats entropy through the power of friendship and sacred geometry. Cool cool cool. Will this overwrought artifact save us all from dissolution, or is it just another LinkedIn networking scheme with extra steps?