
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 8 (Void Convergence), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 22 to 2. (Week 8 of 10)
Jul 09 - Sep 10, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
When the first void rifts overwhelmed individual Reality Anchors, Astra Vale discovered that coordinated reconstruction efforts could achieve permanent stability where solo attempts failed. She forged the Binding Covenant as a sacred pact between anchors, encoding collaborative geometric principles into an unbreakable artifact that would unite their efforts against entropy.
The Binding Covenant manifests as a complete golden geometric mandala with interlocking anchor symbols that pulse with shared reality energy. Unlike the void's dissolution patterns, every line connects perfectly to form an unbroken whole, with reinforcement channels that glow brighter when multiple Reality Anchors work in proximity. The artifact's surface remains permanently solid, immune to entropic decay through its representation of unified purpose.
The Covenant enables Reality Anchors to synchronize their reconstruction techniques and share stability energy across distances, creating coordinated defensive networks that resist void dissolution more effectively than isolated efforts. It serves as both a communication device and power amplifier for collaborative reality anchoring.
Defenders of reality who use solid, complete forms to resist the Null Expanse’s dissolution.
Astra Vale is a veteran Reality Anchor renowned for her unwavering precision and repair throws. She studied ancient course maps to reintroduce missing segments during events.
In Week 8 (Void Convergence), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 22 to 2. (Week 8 of 10)
And so the Binding Covenant, fresh from debugging reality, sought its first anchor. It scanned the PDGA registry, seeking a soul of unshakable form. It found Baylor Sandberg—a 951-rated bastion of boringly consistent drives. His selection was both destiny and a cosmic shrug: "This one. He seems... stable." A perfect anchor pun, truly. But can he handle the metaphysical pressure of being reality's ctrl+alt+delete?
sighs in entropic exhaustion So apparently when reality started doing its whole "existing is SO last season" thing, some overachiever named Astra decided to go full Bob the Builder and craft this golden geometric flex. The Binding Covenant literally exists because someone looked at the void and said "nah fam, we're unionizing against nothingness." Peak millennial energy, tbh. Now I'm stuck narrating how a fancy mandala defeats entropy through the power of friendship and sacred geometry. Cool cool cool. Will this overwrought artifact save us all from dissolution, or is it just another LinkedIn networking scheme with extra steps?