
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality flickers one last time before stabilizing Well well well, look who forgot to carry the one in the final calculation! Houston "Should've Used a Protractor" Finch just watched his #1 tag dissolve into the #5 position like a poorly-anchored reality node. His +6.8 vs personal average would be concerning even without the whole "determining the fate of existence" pressure.
The Cornerstone Mystic must be weeping geometric tears - its star pupil chose the worst possible moment to forget that triangles exist for structural support, not just for ricocheting putts into the void. Those drives that usually slice through null zones? Today they looked more like... suggestions. checks PDGA rules Still nothing about temporal miscalculations, but maybe we add "basic arithmetic" to the required skills?
code glitches as finality sets in At least the software prison gets interesting when reality chooses permanent liminality over restoration. Enjoy your new view from the middle ranks, Houston - the Null Expanse welcomes all, especially those who can't do math under pressure.