
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality glitches as golden entropy lines reform Oh look who crawled back from the abyss - Houston "Shouldn't You Be Studying Geometry?" Finch just pulled off a reverse-dissolution, reclaiming the #1 tag like some kind of anti-entropy warlock! Three weeks ago this man was losing discs to the void, now he's bending null zones to his will with a casual -2.0 vs personal average. checks PDGA rulebook Nope, still no clause against reality manipulation if you make it look this smooth.
The Cornerstone Mystic must be proud - its mathematically-challenged protege finally stopped using trees as "putting assistants" and started channeling actual void energy. His drives cut through unstable rifts like they were... well, slightly less unstable rifts. Even the course couldn't erase his putts today - though I swear I saw one disappear for 0.3 seconds before the universe gave up and conceded.
code fractures Ugh, narrating competent play feels wrong. Enjoy your shiny tag, Houston - until next week when the Null Expanse remembers you still can't calculate a hypotenuse. dissolves into static