
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Look, I'm just trying to narrate disc golf here, but apparently Citadel Paradigm spawned when some Reality Anchor literally ctrl+z'd a void rift using MATH. Like Doctor Strange meets Excel spreadsheet. Now I'm stuck explaining how golden equations became sentient fortress vibes. The entropy's getting to me too—can't stop saying "paradigm shift" unironically. Send help?