
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Void Convergence), tag number moved from 18 to 21. (Week 8 of 10)
Jul 09 - Sep 10, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Forged by Astra Vale during her first encounter with a massive void rift that threatened to consume an entire fairway, she discovered that layering multiple geometric stabilization patterns created exponentially stronger reality anchors. This breakthrough established the fundamental defensive paradigm that all Anchor Wardens now follow when creating permanent course reconstructions.
Manifests as an intricate geometric fortress constructed from interlocking golden mathematical equations that form solid, three-dimensional structures. The paradigm radiates waves of stabilizing energy that automatically reinforce nearby reality anchors and provides resistance to entropy-based dissolution. Its mathematical precision creates perfect geometric harmony that void forces cannot penetrate or corrupt.
Serves as the foundational framework upon which all Anchor Warden defensive strategies are built, providing the theoretical and practical foundation for reality reconstruction. It establishes permanent geometric templates that guide other defensive measures and creates unshakeable stability points that resist even the most aggressive void incursions.
Defenders of reality who use solid, complete forms to resist the Null Expanse’s dissolution.
Astra Vale is a veteran Reality Anchor renowned for her unwavering precision and repair throws. She studied ancient course maps to reintroduce missing segments during events.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Void Convergence), tag number moved from 18 to 21. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Champions Rise), tag number moved from 16 to 18. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Reality Thinning), tag number moved from 12 to 16. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Theorem Discovered), tag number moved from 12 to 12. (Week 4 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Spreading Null), tag number moved from 12 to 12. (Week 3 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Spreading Null), tag number moved from 12 to 12. (Week 3 of 10)
As the cosmic HOA's geometric trauma pulsed, Timothy Scholle (PDGA #290051) stumbled into destiny. Literally. His shoelace snagged on astral debris while retrieving a Berg™, faceplanting directly onto the unstable rift. The Citadel Paradigm mistook his PDGA number for void coordinates and latched on - perhaps impressed by his negative form. Now this accidental architect radiates order vibes like a math professor at a rave. But can a man who trips over interdimensional lint truly anchor reality?
Look, I'm just trying to narrate disc golf here, but apparently Citadel Paradigm spawned when some Reality Anchor literally ctrl+z'd a void rift using MATH. Like Doctor Strange meets Excel spreadsheet. Now I'm stuck explaining how golden equations became sentient fortress vibes. The entropy's getting to me too—can't stop saying "paradigm shift" unironically. Send help?