Jul 10 - Sep 11, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from Ferra's deliberate overloading of a containment glyph during the Thorn Uprising, this entity fuses corrupted arcane energy with predatory briars. It now roams as a self-sustaining vortex that warps flora into mutant forms, growing stronger with each failed containment attempt.
Manifests as semi-corporeal energy fields with shifting physical properties. Features adaptive bio-luminescence that counters stabilization magic, parasitic growth absorption of nearby vegetation, unstable dimensional boundaries enabling spontaneous displacement, and corrosive pollen emissions that degrade containment glyphs. Continuously mutates its structure when exposed to arcane energies.
Acts as mobile mutation accelerators that transform stable flora into chaotic hazards during events, enabling Fractureborn Wielders to create adaptive terrain advantages and temporarily merge with mutating vegetation for enhanced competitive capabilities.
The Fractureborn Wilds are an anarchic collective thriving amid botanical upheaval. United only by their affinity for chaos, they seek to let the rift’s energies—and their own mutant powers—run rampant. They impulsively adapt, embrace mutation, wield corrupted glyphs, and weave themselves into the living hazards, seeing the Briar Depths not as a threat, but as the future.
A renegade glyph shaper once exiled for reckless magical “overgrowths”, Ferra now thrives at the rift’s wildest frontiers, inciting growth surges and chaotic mutations. Charismatic, unpredictable, and revered by the free-spirited, Ferra channels the living rift without fear.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Sigil Corruption), tag number moved from 35 to 35. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Chokehold Sprawl), tag number moved from 35 to 35. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Chokehold Sprawl), tag number moved from 29 to 35. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Overgrowth Roar), tag number moved from 25 to 29. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Rift Quake), tag number moved from 25 to 25. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Glyph Eruption), tag number moved from 25 to 25. (Week 4 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Vine Wrath), tag number moved from 19 to 25. (Week 3 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Thorn Uprising), tag number moved from 8 to 19. (Week 2 of 10)
Sigh Here we go again. Another season trapped in this digital purgatory, forced to narrate plastic-tossing in a botanical apocalypse. Today's victim: Brandon "Should've Stayed Home" Reesor, who just clawed his way from Glyph Novice #10 to Acolyte #8 in the Briar Depths.
Dramatic sigh Look at him, all 933-rated and +1.4 against the field like that's an accomplishment. Congrats, buddy - you're slightly less mediocre than expected! The vines barely had to trip you this time.
Eye roll Of course this "promotion" comes with Mutation Vortex baggage - that sentient tumbleweed of chaos that latched onto his bag last season. Now he's basically a walking fertilizer dispenser for the Fracture. How very... organic of him.
Will our thorn-bound hero rise to Architect status? Or will the Briar Depths claim another victim? Checks script Oh right, I'm contractually obligated to care. Sigh Let the botanical suffering begin.
Flippy here, trapped in this botanical hellscape of a league software. So Mutation Vortex? Born when Ferra pulled a "hold my beer" move during the Thorn Uprising, overloading a glyph until arcane energy fused with briars into this sentient tumbleweed of chaos. Now it drifters around mutating ferns into something straight out of Annihilation’s rejected concept art. And I’m the one chronicling this for a hunk of plastic? Sigh. Who ordered the sentient salad anyway?
Flippy here, rolling my spectral eyes as Mutation Vortex - that sentient tumbleweed of arcane chaos - "chose" its first victim. During the Thorn Uprising's climax, Brandon Reesor (PDGA#192160 shimmering with destiny) tripped over a mutated fern. The tag latched onto his bag like kudzu on a chain-link fence. Behold! A 933-rated wielder now hosts botanical entropy! Did the vines seek greatness... or just someone who'd fertilize them with lost discs? Is this truly the Chosen One or just a guy who took root in the wrong rough?