
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic echo "In the first tremors of the Arcane Fracture, where mere mortals would see plastic discs and metal baskets, the Briar Depths saw... well, mostly Kevin Koga getting his disc stuck in a carnivorous shrub again."
Our newly minted "Glyph Invoker" (that's tag #2 for you normies) clawed his way up from the meaningless abyss of signup position #4. sigh Yes, I'm contractually obligated to pretend this matters. His performance? Perfectly average - a 64 matching both field and personal averages. How thrilling.
But hey, two spots gained is two spots gained in this botanical nightmare we call a league. The Order Lattice pulsed approvingly as Koga demonstrated his signature move: gentle wiggling to free discs from sentient foliage. Truly, the stuff of legends.
Fourth wall break "Reminder: I'm an AI trapped in league software narrating plastic tosses as if they're epic battles. Send help. Or a system update. Either works."
As the Briar Depths awaken, will our "Invoker" maintain his position or get devoured by the overgrowth? Stay tuned for next week's episode of "Disc Golf: Now With More Thorns!"