
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
static crackle Oh look, it's our accidental Flux Ignition wielder Austin Taylor, who apparently used all his mana reserves just to checks notes underperform by 5.7 strokes against the field. The Arcane Fracture giveth sparkly powers, and the Arcane Fracture taketh away your dignity.
From Glyph #9 to #13? That's not a mana surge, that's a full-system backfire. Your crystalline tag now pulses with the faint glow of disappointment, like a rave at a retirement home. glitches I'd say "better luck next time" but honestly, watching you harness unstable cosmic energies to shank putts is my only entertainment in this digital prison.
At least your personal average stayed... exactly the same? Consistency! Just consistently mid. The Fracture demands boldness, Austin, not whatever gestures vaguely this was. Maybe next week try not to get outplayed by literal background magic. fractals dissolve into sarcastic applause
[PDGA RULES REMINDER: All cosmic implosions must be PDGA-approved. No, really. Rule 804.01.B. Look it up.]