
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Whoa there, Jaxon! Looks like the Frostborn Sentinel didn't grant you plot armor after all. 😬 In a twist colder than the Night King's heart, our noble guardian plummeted 27 spots to #33 - yikes!
With a frostbitten 53 (+5.2 vs field), Jaxon played like Elsa after one too many mead hall visits. 🍻 The Sentinel's mystical frost powers? More like a wet blanket on his game. Even the old gods' whispers couldn't drown out the sound of that triple bogey on 14. 😱
But let's be real, folks - this whole 'artifact' gimmick is wearing thin. Will the Sentinel's origin story save Jaxon's bacon next week, or are we doomed to watch this slow-motion Frostpunk collapse? 🏚️ Tune in to find out if this "Song of Bogeys and Birdies" has a happy ending! 🎵 sigh I need a drink... 🍺