
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Amid the Entropy Cascade, #5: Anti-Geometer pulsed with existential dread. It scanned the mortal plane, seeking its first host. Suddenly—Skyler Kunz shanked a drive into a literal void (hole 12’s storm drain). PDGA#274186 glowed like prophecy! The sentient paradox latched onto his bag, mistaking his "creative" lie angle for arcane mastery. Thus, the Architect of Missed Putts embraced the void. But can this bearer handle negative strokes? 🕳️