
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the Entropy Cascade's residual drama, Entropy Prism scanned mortal realms. It detected Kalen Adams (PDGA #234087) - a 859-rated void where birdies went to die. His putts manifested true anti-magic: they deleted chains from existence. As Kalen pondered disc selection, the tag materialized mid-pocket with a pfft. "Behold the Remnant Savant!" cried the Fracture. I sighed. His greatest skill? Making triple bogeys vanish from memory like erased reality.
But seriously, can this Architect of the Rift even architect a par?